disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

WELP GOODBYE

Cosmo sex tip #84739

potatofuzz:

As you take off their pants, whisper “purification in progress”

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

Why is everyone trying to make money off fanfic? Go the fuck away and let us do something that we enjoy FOR FREE.

marguerite26:

So, Amazon wants to get its greedy little fingers in the fanfic business, eh?

I have a lot of thoughts on this. Angry thoughts, to be completely honest. I’ll try to limit my use of capslock, but no promises.

I love the lack of capitalism in the creation of fanworks. It’s extremely important to me. We do it for ourselves, for each other. It is a free exchange of ideas and talents, done out of pure love and desire to create. FUCK YOU for trying to take that away from us.

I get it! Corporations just HATE that this huge, popular thing exists and they can’t figure out how to make money off it. So publishing companies scour archives for the next 50 Shades of Grey, trying to find anything that can have the ‘serial numbers’ filed off enough so that it can be resold as an original work.

They want to take something freely available, deny public access to it, then make people pay for the privilege of reading it. Isn’t capitalism beautiful?

I’m not saying that writers wanting to be paid for their work is inherently bad. Of course not! I have bookshelves full of books I paid money for. But people offering up their talents without requiring an exchange of goods in return is something I find truly beautiful. It goes against the grain of society, which teaches us ‘nothing’s ever free.’

Fandom is a small village, sitting around a campfire telling stories to each other. Anyone can sit and listen, anyone can contribute. You don’t need to pay to sit and listen – what a horrible shame it would be if someone built a fence, controlled the gate, held out their hand and denied you entry to the campfire if you didn’t have the cash in your pocket.

That is not what fanfic is about. It’s beautiful as is. Let’s not ever forget that.

well today has sufficiently been the worst day ever

• get stung by a wasp 3 times on the way to my exam
• end up a crying mess even though it didn’t hurt that badly but on top of having period cramps and general stress it’s just been awful
• go to my final which ended up being really difficult compared to the previous two tests
• fucking embarrass myself in the cafeteria because my food dropped off my plate literally four times
• still have a paper to write and things to pack and cramps are awful even with ibuprofen and a heating pad
• feel generally like an awful blob
• want to step in front of a fucking bus

greencrook:

ethicalbutchering:

i want one episode to just be a montage of hannibal suffering tiny inconveniences in his day to day life set to the most dramatic soaring music possible

I’m not sure we can beat the scene where Lacrimosa starts playing full volume in his head just because Will didn’t show up at the appointment. 

i’m not saying my uterus is free to kick my ass afterwards but

all i’m asking is that i get some peace while i take my last final

just

please

that’s all i ask